ngl sometimes I shove my fists into plastic cups and pretend they’re hooves for a couple joy filled minutes. it’s really relaxing and I’d recommend it
welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger
p-please, i just want to s-see my wife again
chinken nunget
kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going
Things I want in the next 5 years
- a stable job that i love
- enough money to live comfortably and travel
- a fulfulling relationship
